Nikki: Pfft, lightweight.
Me: I know right!! God I am never inviting her to my party.
Nikki: I kinda feel bad making fun of her while she is sick.
Me: Well maybe she won't drink so much next time
Nikki: (after some silence) I hope she has a hangover, maybe then she will learn.
Me: Let's draw a mustache!
Nikki: OMG do you have a marker!
Me: yeah, but I'm too tired, maybe when she wakes up.
I guess it is a good thing we didn't write on her because the marker I had was a sharpie and i don't think it would have worn off by monday. AND she ended up having to go to the hospital on monday so they probably would have frowned on a big mustache on a two year olds face.
I was lucky. Let this be a lesson: Dont keep sharpies in your house, it could ruin your family.
Update: Daughter is fine now. Just something viral they said... blah blah blah...