Tuesday, September 8, 2009

My daughter is a party animal

My daughter woke up in the middle of the night this last saturday and puked everywhere! "Eww!" you say. Normally I would say that as well but I was still kind of asleep when I brought her to the bathroom. And my wife sneakily followed me and changed the sheets before we got back in the room so it wasn't that bad at all!!! Anywho, the point of the story is my wife and I couldn't sleep afterwards and began to make fun of her.

Nikki: Pfft, lightweight.

Me: I know right!! God I am never inviting her to my party.

Nikki: I kinda feel bad making fun of her while she is sick.

Me: Well maybe she won't drink so much next time

Nikki: (after some silence) I hope she has a hangover, maybe then she will learn.

Me: Let's draw a mustache!

Nikki: OMG do you have a marker!

Me: yeah, but I'm too tired, maybe when she wakes up.

I guess it is a good thing we didn't write on her because the marker I had was a sharpie and i don't think it would have worn off by monday. AND she ended up having to go to the hospital on monday so they probably would have frowned on a big mustache on a two year olds face.

I was lucky. Let this be a lesson: Dont keep sharpies in your house, it could ruin your family.

Update: Daughter is fine now. Just something viral they said... blah blah blah...


  1. Bwahahaha....I used to make fun of you when you would fall down and bleed. How does it feel? Love, Mommy.

  2. Too funny! Your story immediately reminded me of when I was kid, and how I would sneak into my younger brothers room at night a draw on his face with a black magic marker, just for the hell of it!

    *I was such a BORED child.

    Glad to here your daughter is fine!

  3. I have had that happen with my own daughter. Except we had a thrice changing of the sheets. And comforters. And blankets.

    Ours was complete as well with the trip to the hospital. AND the send home prognosis.

    The one aspect of your story that I never thought of was the sharpie...
    That's bad.
    But really, really funny...!

    Glad your daughter is fine!

  4. thank you all for the comments :)... always makes my days run smoothly.